Jokes
Category: Zoo jokesZoo visitor: What's the new
baby hippo's
name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know, he won't tell
me.modify jokevote: 2.35
Category: Zoo jokesYou don't see many reindeer in zoos, do
you?
No. They can't afford the admission.modify jokevote: 5.86
Category: Zoo jokesA father and his small son were standing in front
of the tiger's cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how
ferocious
and strong tigers are, and junior was taking it all in with a
serious
expression. Dad," the boy said finally, "if the tiger got out
of his
cage and ate you up ..."
"Yes, son?" the father said
expectantly. "What bus should I take
home?" the boy finished.modify jokevote: 2.33
Category: Zoo jokesZoo Keeper:"I've lost one of my
elephants"
Other Zoo Keeper:"Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"
Zoo
Keeper:"Don't be silly, he can't read!"modify jokevote: 8.59
Category: Zoo jokesWhat did the zoo keeper say when he saw four
elephants walking over the
hill towards him wearing
sunglasses?
Nothing, he didn't recognize them!modify jokevote: 6.88
Category: Zoo jokesLittle Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered
his
parents, Al and
Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked
Jordan's reluctant
father into taking him. And so Jordan and Al got
into the car and
left.
"So how was it?" Elaine asked when
they returned home.
"Great," Little Jordan replied.
"Did you
and your father have a good time?" asked Elaine.
"Yeah, Daddy
especially liked it," exclaimed Jordan, excitedly,
"especially when
one of the animals came racing home at 30 to
1!"modify jokevote: 8.60
Category: Zoo jokesWhat's
the difference between a Northern zoo
and a Southern zoo?
In a Northern zoo you have the name of the
animal and the Latin name
underneath. In a Southern zoo you haven the
name of the animal and a
recipe underneath.modify jokevote: 5.38
Category: Zoo jokesFRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came
face to face with a very fierce gorilla?
BERT: No, what
happened?
FRED: Well, I stood there, without a gun . . . The gorilla
looked at me
and snarled and roared and beat his chest. Then it came
closer and
closer . . .
BERT: What did you do?
FRED:
Oh, I'd had enough, so I moved on to the next cage.modify jokevote: 6.10
Category: Zoo jokesWhen an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a
suit does he order?
A zoo-t suit!modify jokevote: 5.04
Category: Zoo jokesWhat
did the Hollywood producer say to the
Apes in the zoo when they refused
to sign contracts to appear in his
new film?
Stop playing it cagey!modify jokevote: 9.70