Jokes
Category: Baby jokesWhat is a baby bee?
A little humbug.modify jokevote: 9.99
Category: Children jokesWill and Bill were quarrelling about whose
father was the
stronger. Will said,' Well, you know the Pacific
Ocean ? My father's
the one who dug the hole for it.'
Bill wasn't
impressed, ' Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea
? My
father's the one who killed it !modify jokevote: 9.99
Category: Christmas jokesDoctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us
oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into an
orange!
Have you tried playing squash?modify jokevote: 9.99
Category: Dance jokesWhy did the two knives go to the dance
together?
Because they both looked sharp!modify jokevote: 9.99
Category: Halloween jokesHow do zombies celebrate Halloween?
They
paint the town dead!modify jokevote: 9.99
Category: Knock Knock jokesKnock Knock
Who's there !
Agatha
!
Agatha who ?
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ?modify jokevote: 9.99
Category: Rabbit jokesWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs
Bunny.modify jokevote: 9.99
Category: Christmas jokes"Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas
tie?" "He said it was too tight."modify jokevote: 9.98
Category: Elephant jokesWhat is worse than raining cats and dogs
?
Raining elephants !modify jokevote: 9.98
Category: Farmer jokesA man was driving down a quiet country lane when
out
into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared
under
the car. A cloud of feathers.
Shaken, the man pulled over at
the farmhouse, rang the door bell. A
farmer appeared. The man,
somewhat nervously said, "I think I killed your
rooster, please allow me
to replace him."
"Suit yourself," the farmer replied, "you can
go join the other
chickens that are around the back."modify jokevote: 9.98