Jokes
Category: Aardvark jokesDid you hear about the household appliance
that eats ants and records
TV shows?
It's the VCRdvardmodify jokevote: 2.36
Category: Aardvark jokesWhich aardvark holds the speed record?
The
nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a
motorcycle!modify jokevote: 8.28
Category: Aardvark jokesHow do
you define an aardvark?
Aan
aanimal that resembles an aanteater!modify jokevote: 9.68
Category: Aardvark jokesA man wanted a new aardvark so he looked
through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly
lady answered.
"How much are your aardvarks?" he asked.
"They're L6 each," came the reply.
"Did you raise them yourself?"
inquired the man.
"Oh yes," she said, "Yesterday they were only L5
each."modify jokevote: 3.38
Category: Aardvark jokesWhat has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a
tail?
A man holding an aardvark.modify jokevote: 2.41
Category: Aardvark jokesI've got a new
aardvark. Would you like
to play with him? I don't really know. I've
heard it growling, it
doesn't sound very friendly. Does it bite? That's
what I want to
find out.modify jokevote: 6.23
Category: Aardvark jokesTwo aardvarks watched in amazement as a
firework flashed across the sky.
1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could
fly like that.
2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.modify jokevote: 6.24
Category: Aardvark jokesWho is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian
companion?
Tantomodify jokevote: 5.00
Category: Aardvark jokesWho has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits
tall in the
saddle?
The Lone Aardvark!modify jokevote: 2.92
Category: Aardvark jokesWhat do you call a Polish aardvark?
A
Polaark!modify jokevote: 6.53