Jokes
Category: Aardvark jokesWhat did the
impatient waiter ask the
gluttonous aardvark?
Is that your final ant, sir!modify jokevote: 6.58
Category: Aardvark jokesHow many aardvarks can ride on an
elephant?
Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!modify jokevote: 5.46
Category: Aardvark jokesWhat do you call an aardvark that's good at
golf?
A paredvark!modify jokevote: 6.90
Category: Aardvark jokesWhat do you call an aardvark astronaut?
A
starredvark!modify jokevote: 9.69
Category: Aardvark jokesWhat do you call an road construction
aardvark?
A tarredvark!modify jokevote: 7.18
Category: Aardvark jokesWhat do you call a three-footed aardvark?
A
yardvark!modify jokevote: 8.74
Category: Aardvark jokesWhy do aardvarks make undesirable
neighbors?
Because they always have their noses in other people's
business!modify jokevote: 8.84
Category: Aardvark jokesWhen is an aardvark jumpy?
When he's got
ants in his pants!modify jokevote: 1.84
Category: Aardvark jokesWhy does mama aardvark call her husband a
cannibal?
Because he ate his ant for dinner!modify jokevote: 0.11
Category: Aardvark jokesWho won the animal race?
The giraffe and
the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the
aardvark won by a
nose!modify jokevote: 9.57