Jokes
Category: Apple jokesIf it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples
in the
orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs?
None,
because the six pigs have already eaten them all.modify jokevote: 2.46
Category: Apple jokesWhat reads and lives in an apple ?
A bookworm
!modify jokevote: 3.94
Category: Apple jokesWhat's the difference between a worm and an
apple ?
Have you ever tried worm pie ?!modify jokevote: 2.43
Category: Apple jokesWhat did the Gorilla do with the apple
he was
holding in his hands?
He brought it to school and said, 'An Ape-lle
for the
teacher!'modify jokevote: 9.39
Category: Apple jokesWhy did Eve want to move to New York ?
She
fell for the Big Apple !modify jokevote: 1.52
Category: Apple jokesWhat do you get if you cross a jogger
with an
apple pie ?
Puff pastry !modify jokevote: 2.73
Category: Apple jokesWhy don't apples smile
when you go bobbing
?
Because they're crab apples !modify jokevote: 0.72
Category: Apple jokesWhat did the worm want to do when he grew
up?
He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).modify jokevote: 3.61
Category: Apple jokesWhat did the apple say to the apple
pie?
"You've got some crust."modify jokevote: 5.78
Category: Apple jokesWhat kind of apple isn't an apple?
A
pineapple.modify jokevote: 5.10