Jokes
Category: Apple jokesWhat is the left side of an apple?
The part
that you don't eat.modify jokevote: 6.58
Category: Apple jokesWhat kind of apple has a
short temper?
A
crab apple.modify jokevote: 5.93
Category: Apple jokesWhy did the farmer hang raincoats all over his
orchard?
Someone told him he should get an apple Macmodify jokevote: 4.36
Category: Apple jokesAfter a minor mathematical error on a routine
report, a worker's boss
tried to belittle him in front of his peers.
Angrily she asked, "If
you had 4 apples and I asked for one, how
many would you have left?"
Quickly he replied, "If it was you who
asked, I'd still have 4
apples."modify jokevote: 1.96
Category: Apple jokesA Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through
northern California's apple country.
He stopped at an orchard
and asked the owner, "How much are yer
apples?"
"All you
can pick for one dollar," said the rancher.
"Okay," said the
Pennsylvanian. "I'll take two dollars'
worth."modify jokevote: 5.15
Category: Apple jokesTwo girls were having their packed lunch in
the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,
'Watch out for
worms won't you !'
The first one replied, 'why should I ? They
can watch out for
themselves.modify jokevote: 4.59
Category: Apple jokesDad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why?
The orchard's on fire.modify jokevote: 5.94
Category: Apple jokesIf an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what
does
an onion do?
Keeps everyone away.modify jokevote: 5.04
Category: Apple jokesHow do you make an apple turnover?
Push it
down hill.modify jokevote: 9.75
Category: Apple jokesWhat can a whole apple do that half an apple
can't do?
It can look round.modify jokevote: 1.25