Jokes
Category: Beauty jokesMonster: I'm so ugly.
Ghost: It's not
that bad!
Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out
cigars.
When my father was born they just passed out cigarettes.
When I was born
they simply passed out.modify jokevote: 8.27
Category: Beauty jokesLast night I dreamt I was
dancing with the
most beautiful girl in the world
What was I wearing ?modify jokevote: 4.04
Category: Beauty jokesMy boyfriend thinks I'm
beautiful
Well
they do say that love is blind !modify jokevote: 3.98
Category: Beauty jokesYour ugly.
And you're drunk.
Yes, but in
the morning I'll be sober !modify jokevote: 1.96
Category: Beauty jokesI don't think these photographs
you've
taken do me justice.
You don't want justice - you want mercy !modify jokevote: 1.93
Category: Beauty jokesWhat did the really ugly man do for a living
?
He posed for Halloween masks !modify jokevote: 5.90
Category: Beauty jokesI can't understand why people say my
girlfriend's legs look like
matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but
they certainly don't
match.modify jokevote: 9.19
Category: Beauty jokesTwo teenage boys were
talking in the
classroom. One said, 'I took my girlfriend to see 'The
bride of
Dracula' last night.'
'Oh yeah,' said the other, ' what was she like
?'
'Well she was about six foot six, white as a ghost and she had
big red
staring eyes and fangs.'
The other said, 'Yes, but what
was 'The Bride of Dracula' like
?'modify jokevote: 3.36
Category: Beauty jokesBeautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for
your girlfriend improve her appearance ?
Man: It did for a while -
then it fell off.modify jokevote: 5.86
Category: Beauty jokesJulie had broken off her
engagement. Her
friend asked her what had happened. 'I thought it was love at
first
sight,' said Julie.
'It was, but it was the second and third
sights that changed my
mind.modify jokevote: 8.65