Jokes
Category: Bed jokesWhat do tigers wear in bed ?
Stripey pyjamas
!modify jokevote: 0.63
Category: Bed jokesHow do you know when there is an elephant under
your bed ?
When your nose touches the ceiling !modify jokevote: 3.59
Category: Bed jokesWhat should you do if you find a 500-pound dog
asleep on your bed?
Sleep on the sofa.modify jokevote: 2.44
Category: Bed jokesKnock Knock
Who's there !
Bed !
Bed who
?
Bed you can't guess who I am!modify jokevote: 6.21
Category: Bed jokesI woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off
and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me
and said: "Good grief, where are your feet?"
I must have left
them in bed !modify jokevote: 2.87
Category: Bed jokesWhy did the man take a pencil to
bed ?
To
draw the curtains !modify jokevote: 9.37
Category: Bed jokesWhy did the boy take the ruler to
bed?
He
wanted to see how long he slept.modify jokevote: 1.34
Category: Bed jokesWhy did the kid punch the bed?
His mother told
him to hit the hay.modify jokevote: 9.11
Category: Bed jokesWhen is your mind like a
rumpled bed?
When
it isn't made up yet.modify jokevote: 4.74
Category: Bed jokesWhen does a bed grow longer?
At night, because
two feet are added to it.modify jokevote: 8.19