Jokes
Category: Bird jokes"Look at that speed!"
said one hawk to
another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their
heads.
"Hmph!"
snorted the other. "You would fly fast too if your tail was
on
fire!"modify jokevote: 0.19
Category: Bird jokesA couple of pigeons made a
date to meet on
the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The
female was
there on time, but the male arrived an hour late.
"Where were you? I
was worried sick."
"It was such nice day, I decided to walk."modify jokevote: 3.00
Category: Bird jokesHow many ducks would there be,
if you saw two
ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two
ducks, and two
ducks behind two ducks?
Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a
row.modify jokevote: 1.61
Category: Bird jokesWhy did the chicken cross
the road in
Missouri?
To show the opossum it could be done.modify jokevote: 5.01
Category: Bird jokesChicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and
Christmas???
You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."modify jokevote: 1.15
Category: Bird jokesWhat kind of doctor does a duck
visit?
A
Ducktor.modify jokevote: 0.25
Category: Bird jokesDid you hear about the chicken that wanted to
take ballet lessons?
"He wanted to be a hentertainer."modify jokevote: 0.03
Category: Bird jokesWhy do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if
they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls (bagels, get
it?).modify jokevote: 9.96
Category: Bird jokesWhat do you call a vulture with no
beak?
A head banger.modify jokevote: 3.27
Category: Bird jokesTeacher: What's a robin?
Fred: A bird that
steals, ma'am.modify jokevote: 2.13