Jokes
Category: Birthday jokesHelen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to
give you for your birthday?
Mum: No, dear, what ?
Helen: A nice
teapot.
Mum: But I've got a nice teapot.
Helen: No you haven't.
I've just dropped it.modify jokevote: 2.48
Category: Birthday jokesDid you hear about the time
Eddy's
sister tried to make a birthday cake ?
The candles melted in the oven.modify jokevote: 3.14
Category: Birthday jokesCharley wanted to buy Farley a
birthday
cake, but he couldn't figure out how to get the cake in the
typewriter so he could type 'Happy Birthday'modify jokevote: 4.41
Category: Birthday jokesThe housewife answered a knock on the door
and found
a total stranger standing on the doorstep.
'Excuse me
for disturbing you, ma'am,' he said politely, ' but I
pass your
house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that
every
day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of
bread!'
'That's right.'
'Every day you wallop him on the head
with a loaf of bread, and yet
this morning you were hitting him
with a chocolate cake....?'
'Well, today is his birthday!'modify jokevote: 9.64
Category: Birthday jokesWhat does a clam do on
his birthday?
He shellabrates!modify jokevote: 1.27
Category: Birthday jokesWhy was the monster standing on his head at
the birthday party?
He heard they were having upside-down
cake!modify jokevote: 8.89
Category: Birthday jokesWhy does the monster act wild
and crazy
on his birthday?
He's trying to age disgracefully!modify jokevote: 4.41
Category: Birthday jokesWhy did you buy me
a pair of bunny ears?
I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!modify jokevote: 4.38
Category: Birthday jokesWhy do we put candles on top of a birthday
cake?
Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!modify jokevote: 9.16
Category: Birthday jokesWhat do you always get
on your birthday?
Another year older!birtmodify jokevote: 3.82