Jokes
Category: Blonde jokesQ: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke
three
times?
A: Once when you tell it, once when you tell her the
punchline, and
once when she gets it.modify jokevote: 5.08
Category: Blonde jokesQ: Why don't blonde's like
audio-books?
A: There aren't any pictures.modify jokevote: 8.96
Category: Blonde jokesQ: What do you
call a blonde holding a
balloon?
A: Siamese twins.modify jokevote: 3.25
Category: Blonde jokesQ: Why was the
blonde confused after giving
birth to twins?
A: She couldn't figure out who the other
mother was.modify jokevote: 9.09
Category: Blonde jokesQ: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in
front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She wanted to see
what she looked like asleep.modify jokevote: 4.07
Category: Blonde jokesQ: Did you hear about the new form
of birth
control for blondes?
A: They take off their makeup.modify jokevote: 3.76
Category: Blonde jokesQ: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
A:
They always forget the recipe.modify jokevote: 1.57
Category: Blonde jokesQ: What does a blonde say when you asked her
what the last two
words of the national anthem are?
A: Play
ball.modify jokevote: 1.37
Category: Blonde jokesQ: How do you keep a
blonde in
suspense?
A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to
say
'hi.'modify jokevote: 8.42
Category: Blonde jokesQ: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on
one buck night?
A: They couldn't fit a deer into the
car.modify jokevote: 6.92