Jokes
Category: Burger jokesWhy were the burgers in the
refrigerator
embarrassed?
They saw the salad dressing!modify jokevote: 2.37
Category: Burger jokesWhy was the burger thrown out of the
Army?
He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)modify jokevote: 2.63
Category: Burger jokesWhy is President Carter important to
Hamburger Land in April?
One the opening day of the baseball season, he
throws out the first
meatball!modify jokevote: 0.26
Category: Burger jokesWhy do the hamburgers
beat the hot dogs at
every sport they play?
Because hot dogs are the wurst!modify jokevote: 9.55
Category: Burger jokesWhy do hamburgers make poor pigeons?
They
won't talk no matter how you grill them!modify jokevote: 2.51
Category: Burger jokesWhy do hamburgers make good
baseball
players?
They're great at the plate!modify jokevote: 7.66
Category: Burger jokesWhy do hamburgers feel sad at
barbecues?
They get to meet their old flames!modify jokevote: 5.27
Category: Burger jokesWhy do hamburgers act brilliantly on
stage?
They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their
prime!modify jokevote: 2.90
Category: Burger jokesWhy do burgers run the gauntlet?
To test
their meattle!modify jokevote: 9.73
Category: Burger jokesWhy do
burgers laugh when you surround them
with pickles?
Who knows - maybe they're picklish!modify jokevote: 1.93