Jokes
Category: Bus jokesWhy didn't anyone take the school bus to
school?
I wouldn't fit through the door.modify jokevote: 0.42
Category: Bus jokesQ: What is a bus ?
A: A bus is a vehicle that
runs twice as fast when you are after it as
when you are in it.modify jokevote: 6.86
Category: Bus jokesCross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a
bus driver.
Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.modify jokevote: 7.96
Category: Bus jokesWhat do you call a man with a double decker bus on
his head
?
The deceased !modify jokevote: 7.65
Category: Bus jokesWhat "bus" crossed
the ocean?
Columbus.modify jokevote: 6.76
Category: Bus jokesWhat is the difference between a
bus driver
and a cold?
One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.modify jokevote: 5.39
Category: Bus jokesWhich end of a bus is it best to get
off?
It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.modify jokevote: 0.08
Category: Bus jokesHave you seen the bus website?
Yes - it's just
the ticket!modify jokevote: 1.66
Category: Bus jokesJanet: What's the
difference between a cake
and a school bus ?
Jill: I don't know.
Janet: I'm glad I didn't
send you to pick up my birthday cake !modify jokevote: 6.07
Category: Bus jokes'Is everyone in the bus?' asked the
driver
before he closed the door.
'No,' called a lady, 'wait until I
get my clothes on.'
All the passengers in the bus turned
towards the door to look at the
woman. She got on with a bag full of
laundry.modify jokevote: 6.23