Jokes
Category: Cat jokes"Doctor," said the
patient, "I need help! I
can't stop acting like a cat!"
"How long have you had this problem?"
the doctor asked.
"Lest's see," said the patient, "Mom had the
litter in '41modify jokevote: 7.84
Category: Cat jokesWhen you call a dog, they usually come to
you.
When you call a cat; they take a message.modify jokevote: 8.50
Category: Cat jokesQ: Why couldn't the cat speak?
A: The dog
taped his mouth.modify jokevote: 4.90
Category: Cat jokesIf a cat won an Oscar, what would he get?
An
a-cat-emy award.modify jokevote: 5.33
Category: Cat jokesWhy was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because
of the tree bark.modify jokevote: 0.58
Category: Cat jokesA guy walks into a laundry run by cats. "Excuse
me", he said to
the cat in charge, "Can you get milk stains out?"
"Sure," replied
the cat. "We'll have that stain licked in a
minute!"modify jokevote: 9.19
Category: Cat jokesWhat is an octopus?
An eight-sided cat.modify jokevote: 1.80
Category: Cat jokesWhat do cat actors say on stage ?
Tabby or not
tabby !modify jokevote: 9.92
Category: Cat jokesWhat is another way to describe
a cat ?
A
heat seeking missile !modify jokevote: 9.28
Category: Cat jokesWhy was the cat so small ?
Because it only ate
condensed milk !modify jokevote: 8.83