Jokes
Category: Children jokesA
schoolteacher was trying to teach her
six-year old class students how
to say the pledge of allegiance to
the flag. The schoolteacher said,
O.K. children begin by putting
your hand over your little heart and repeat
with me, I pledge
allegiance to the HOLD IT! HOLD IT! Johnny, why is
your hand over your butt
cheek instead of your heart? Johnny relied! I
can't. Teacher asks,
why not? Well you see, when my ant comes over to
pick me up and
pats my bottom and says, BLESS YOUR LITTLE HEART!!!!!!modify jokevote: 9.09
Category: Children jokesLittle
Johnny's class were on an outing
to their local police station where
they saw pictures, of the ten
most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin
board. On the way out of the
police station Little Johnny said to the
officer, "it was so nice of
you to put my daddy's picture up there."modify jokevote: 1.28
Category: Children jokesAfter the baby was baptized,
her
four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of
the car.
"What's the matter Johnny?" asked his concerned mother.
Johnny
replied: "that man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a
good Christian home...I just want her to stay with you guys."modify jokevote: 2.43
Category: Children jokesA whole family was caught in
a small boat
during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but towed
to
safety in Fort Lauderdale by the ever alert U.S. Coast Guard.
"I
always knew God would take care of us," said the composed five
year
old daughter of the boat owner after the family got home.
"I like
to hear you say that," beamed the mother. "Always remember
that God
is in His heaven watching over us."
"Oh, I wasn't talking
about THAT God," the five year old
interrupted. "I was talking about
the COAST God."modify jokevote: 6.95
Category: Children jokesSon to his father as they watch television:
"Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had to walk all the
way
across the room to change the channel."modify jokevote: 0.79
Category: Children jokesTeacher: I said to draw a cow eating some
grass but you've only
drawn the cow ?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all
the grass !modify jokevote: 5.66
Category: Children jokesMum: From now on your going to have free
school dinners.
Son:But, Mum, I don't want three school dinners, one is
more than
enough !modify jokevote: 9.16
Category: Children jokesMother:
Let me see your report
son.
Son: Here it is, Mother, but don't show it to Dad. He's been helping
me !modify jokevote: 0.07
Category: Children jokesFather: You've
got 4 D's and a C on
your report.
Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject
!"modify jokevote: 7.05
Category: Children jokesFather: What did you learn in school today
?
Son: That three and three are seven.
Father: Three and three are
six !
Son: I guess I didn't learn anything today then !modify jokevote: 8.40