Jokes
Category: Computer jokesQ: Which way did the programmer go?
A: He
went DATA way!modify jokevote: 1.83
Category: Computer jokesQ. How does Bill Gates enter his house?
A.
He uses "windows".modify jokevote: 2.20
Category: Computer jokesDoctor, doctor, I
keep thinking I'm a
laptop computer.
You're just run down, let me give you some
vitamins.
No, thanks. But I could do with some new batteries.modify jokevote: 3.06
Category: Computer jokesDoctor, doctor, I keep
thinking I'm a
computer.
My goodness, you'd better come to my surgery right
away!
I can't, my power cable won't reach that far.modify jokevote: 4.37
Category: Computer jokesWhy do computer teachers never get
sick?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.modify jokevote: 9.59
Category: Computer jokesWhy did the duck stick his leg into a
computer?
He wanted to have webbed feet.modify jokevote: 4.54
Category: Computer jokesWhy did the duck stick his leg into a
computer?
He wanted to have webbed feet.modify jokevote: 7.70
Category: Computer jokesWhy did the dish and spoon hide their
computer?
The cat kept fiddling with i.t.modify jokevote: 7.99
Category: Computer jokesWhy
did the computer act crazy?
It had
a screw loose.modify jokevote: 4.09
Category: Computer jokesWould you like to buy a second-hand
computer?
I'm afraid not. I'm only able to type with one hand as it is.modify jokevote: 4.15