Jokes
Category: Cow jokesWhat do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with
tanning
oil?
Pre-tanned leather.modify jokevote: 6.05
Category: Cow jokesQ. What does a cow make when the sun
comes
out?
A. A shadowmodify jokevote: 5.34
Category: Cow jokesWhat do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus
?
A cow that can milk itself !modify jokevote: 3.55
Category: Cow jokesWhy do cows like being told jokes ?
Because
they like being amoosed !modify jokevote: 0.81
Category: Cow jokesWhat's the best way to make a bull sweat ?
Put him in a tight jumper !modify jokevote: 3.49
Category: Cow jokesIf you had fifteen cows and five goats what would
you have ?
Plenty of milk !modify jokevote: 2.22
Category: Cow jokesWhat is a cow's
favourite TV show ?
Dr
Moo !modify jokevote: 2.54
Category: Cow jokesYour Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into
the fence to keep from hitting the cow!
Was it a Jersey cow?
I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!modify jokevote: 0.16
Category: Cow jokesWhy wouldn't anyone play with the little
longhorn?
He was too much of a bully!modify jokevote: 2.75
Category: Cow jokesWhy was the calf afraid?
He was a cow-herd!modify jokevote: 7.86