Jokes
Category: Dentist jokes"Did you get
your money?" ask the wife of
the dentist who had just return from the
delinquent patient's
home.
"Not a cent," growled the dentist, "and worse than that, he
insulted
me, and gnashed my teeth at me!"modify jokevote: 7.69
Category: Dentist jokesDentist: "You don't need to open your mouth
any
wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside."modify jokevote: 9.47
Category: Dentist jokesA man went to his dentist because he feels
something wrong in his mouth.
The dentist examines him and says,
"that new upper plate I put in for
you six months ago is eroding.
What have you been eating?"
The man replies, "all I can think of is
that about four months ago my
wife made some asparagus and put some
stuff on it that was delicious
... Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so
much I now put it on everything ---
meat, toast, fish, vegetables,
everything."
"Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the problem.
Hollandaise
sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly
corrosive.
It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new
plate, and this
time use chrome."
"Why chrome?" asks the
patient. To which the dentist replies, "It's
simple. Everyone knows that
... there's no plate like chrome for the
Hollandaise!"modify jokevote: 3.24
Category: Dentist jokesWhat to do you call an old dentist?
A bit
long in the toothmodify jokevote: 5.57
Category: Dentist jokesPardon me for a moment,
please," said the
dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this
work I must have
my drill."
"Good heavens, man!" exclaimed the patient irritably.
"Can't you
pull a tooth without a rehearsal?"modify jokevote: 4.87
Category: Dentist jokesPapa, why is it that dentists call their
offices dental parlors?"
"Because they are drawing-rooms, my son."modify jokevote: 2.93
Category: Dentist jokesPatient:Do you extract teeth
painlessly?
Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my
wristmodify jokevote: 9.92
Category: Dentist jokesbelieve that the members of the dental
profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her
mouth and
get away with it.modify jokevote: 2.23
Category: Dentist jokesGerald: "Have you ever come across a man who,
at the
slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every
fiber of your
being?"
Mabel: "Yes, the dentist."modify jokevote: 7.08
Category: Dentist jokesA patient asked the dentist, if it
wasn't
nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone's mouth.
The
dentist answered "I just think of it as having my hands in their
wallet."modify jokevote: 4.39