Jokes
Category: Dog jokesA hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an
Internet cafe and the
dalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out
my web site!" The hound
asked
for the address and the dalmation
responded,
"www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot.modify jokevote: 6.39
Category: Dog jokesQ. What did the dog say when he sat on
sand
paper?
A. "Rough rough".modify jokevote: 7.98
Category: Dog jokesWhy did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?
To see who shot his "paw."modify jokevote: 1.17
Category: Dog jokesWhat game do 18 dogs like to
play during the
summer?
Woofleballmodify jokevote: 5.96
Category: Dog jokesQ.Why is a dog scared of a fire?
A.It doesn't
want to become a hot dog.modify jokevote: 2.88
Category: Dog jokesQ: What's got four legs and no ears?
A: Mike
Tyson's dog.modify jokevote: 9.47
Category: Dog jokesTwo women, who are dog owners,
are arguing
which dog is smarter.
First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he
waits for the
paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper
and brings it to me.
Second woman: I know.
First one:
How?
Second one: My dog told me.modify jokevote: 4.83
Category: Dog jokesAdvertisement: Dog for sale. Really gentle. Eats
anything. Especially fond of children.modify jokevote: 1.57
Category: Dog jokesWhat do you
get if you cross a labrador and a
tortoise ?
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and
bring back last
weeks paper !modify jokevote: 1.00
Category: Dog jokesWhy does the Hound of the
Baskervilles turn
round and round before he lies down for the night?
Because he's the
watchdog and he has to wind himself up.modify jokevote: 7.81