Jokes
Category: Elephant jokesAn elephant was walking in a park. With each
step he took, he
squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began
to crawl up on the
elephant -- first his legs and then up all over
his body. When the elephant
started feeling all the little ants on
him, he shook hard, making all the
little ants, except for one, fall
to the ground. As the only ant on the
elephant hung on close to the
elephant's neck, the ones on the ground
began to yell, "Strangle
him!!! Strangle him!!!"modify jokevote: 7.41
Category: Elephant jokesIt was a boring Sunday afternoon in the
jungle so
the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of
soccer. The
game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten
goals to nil,
when the Ants gained possession. The Ants' star
player was dribbling
the ball towards the Elephants' goal when the
Elephants' left back
came lumbering towards him.
The elephant trod
on the little ant, killing him instantly. The referee
stopped the
game. "What the hell do you think you're doing? Do you
call that
sportsmanship, killing another player?" The elephant replied,
"Well,
I didn't mean to kill him -- I was just trying to trip him
up."modify jokevote: 7.30
Category: Elephant jokesTwo elephants jumped off a
cliff.......
BOOM BOOM!modify jokevote: 3.04
Category: Elephant jokesQ: What happened when the elephant sat on
the car?
A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!modify jokevote: 9.29
Category: Elephant jokesWhy did the elephant eat the candle?
He
wanted a light snack!modify jokevote: 1.15
Category: Elephant jokesWhy do elephants jump across rivers?
So
they won't step on the fish.modify jokevote: 2.10
Category: Elephant jokesWhy do elephants squirt
water through
their noses?
If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very
difficult to
aim.modify jokevote: 3.86
Category: Elephant jokesWhy do
elephants live in the
jungle?
Because it's out of the high rent district.modify jokevote: 5.74
Category: Elephant jokesWhy don't elephants like martinis?
Have
you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?modify jokevote: 8.28
Category: Elephant jokesWhy are elephants large, grey and
wrinkly?
Because if they were small round and white, they would be
aspirins.modify jokevote: 1.90