Jokes
Category: Email jokesWhat did Hamlet say when he was
thinking of
sending a message?
To e or not to e, that is the question.modify jokevote: 8.36
Category: Email jokesWhy was the hen banned from sending
e-mails?
She was always using fowl language.modify jokevote: 0.17
Category: Email jokesI've
lost my dog!
Have you tried
putting a message on the Internet?
Don't be silly, my dog never reads
e-mails!modify jokevote: 7.49
Category: Email jokesI tried to send an e-mail and broke my
computer.
How do you manage that?
I think it was when I tried to push it
through the letterbox.modify jokevote: 9.09
Category: Email jokesWhen do e-mails stop being in black
and
white?
When they are read.modify jokevote: 2.67
Category: Email jokesWhat should you do if you get lots of e-mails
saying,
'What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc?'
Check for bugs in
your system.modify jokevote: 4.75
Category: Email jokesWhat do werewolves put at the bottom of their
e-mails?
Beast wishes.modify jokevote: 7.02
Category: Email jokesWhat do vampires put at the bottom of their
e-mails?
Best viscious.modify jokevote: 0.13
Category: Email jokesWhat do robots put at the bottom of their
e-mails?
Yours tin-sincerely.modify jokevote: 4.54
Category: Email jokesTeacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils
that
I'm ugly!
Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise you wanted
to keep it a
secret.modify jokevote: 7.53