Jokes
Category: Ethnic jokesQ: Have you seen the
polish mine
detector.
A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with
your foot.modify jokevote: 9.20
Category: Ethnic jokesOnly in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to
the counter
but leave our $58,000 cars out in the driveway.modify jokevote: 4.32
Category: Ethnic jokesQ: What do you call an Inibrian who has been
buried for 1000
years?
A: Peat!!!modify jokevote: 7.47
Category: Ethnic jokesQ: Have you heard about the new
Iraqi Air
Force exercise program?
A: Each morning you raise your hands
above your head and leave them
there.modify jokevote: 7.68
Category: Ethnic jokesDo you know why Eskimos always do their laundry
in tide?
Because it's too cold out-tide!modify jokevote: 3.65
Category: Ethnic jokesQ: Why do
Greek men wear gold neck
chains?
A: So they know where to stop shaving.modify jokevote: 3.53
Category: Ethnic jokesWhat did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the
Eskimo schoolgirl?
What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like
this?modify jokevote: 4.66
Category: Ethnic jokesWhat did the Eskimo children
sing when
their principal was leaving?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.modify jokevote: 9.92
Category: Ethnic jokesQ:
Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?
A:
Because they can't spell tobbagan.modify jokevote: 4.99
Category: Ethnic jokesAt the Russian War College, the general is a
guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will
focus
on potential problems and the resulting strategies.
One of the officers in the class begins by asking the first question,
"Will we have to fight a World War Three?"
"Yes, comrades,
looks like you will," answers the general.
"And who will be our
enemy, Comrade General?" another officer asks.
"The likelihood
is that it will be China."
The class looks alarmed, and finally
one officer asks, "But Comrade
General, we are 150 million people
and they are about 1.5 billion. How
can we possibly win?"
"Well," replies the general, "Think about it. In modern war, it is
not the quantity, but the quality that is the key. For example, in
the
Middle East, 5 million Jews fight against 50 million Arabs,
and the
Jews have been the winners every time."
"But sir
," asks the panicky officer, "Do we have enough jews"?modify jokevote: 8.34