Jokes
Category: Farmer jokesWhat did the farmer say when his fat pig
wouldn't fit into the pen?
"There's more there than meets the
sty."modify jokevote: 2.84
Category: Farmer jokesHow does the pig farmer get to the fair?
He
rides piggyback.modify jokevote: 3.54
Category: Farmer jokesFARMER: Did you sleep well last night?
GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept
pushing at the door.
FARMER: Never mind her. She always gets upset
when we rent out her
room.modify jokevote: 1.63
Category: Farmer jokesFarmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman
farmer who
moved into the next valley and boy, is he sorry.
The
hogs won't come to the feed trough unless he calls them in Pig
Latin.modify jokevote: 4.87
Category: Farmer jokesFarmer Giles is so interested in conserving
energy,
he built a pig-powered car.
He has to get rid of it,
though. Every time he turns a corner, the
tires squealmodify jokevote: 7.57
Category: Farmer jokesFarmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane,
but
he's not happy with it.
Instead of pointing with the wind,
the pig vane keeps pointing toward
the feed trough.modify jokevote: 4.33
Category: Farmer jokesWhat did the farmer say when he lost his
tractor
?
Wheres my tractor!modify jokevote: 4.70
Category: Farmer jokesWhy did the farmer feed his
pigs sugar and
vinegar ?
He wanted sweet and sour pork !modify jokevote: 6.39
Category: Farmer jokesWhat did the farmer say when all
his cows
charged him at once ?
I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !modify jokevote: 9.08
Category: Farmer jokesWhy are farmers cruel?
Because they pull
corn by the ears.modify jokevote: 3.01