Jokes
Category: Fishing jokesHaving arrived at the edge of the river, the
fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just
then he
happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a
worm. The
fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm.
Feeling sorry
for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him
up again and poured
a little beer down his throat. Then he went
about his fishing.
An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his
pant leg. Looking
down, he saw the same snake with three more worms
in his
mouth...modify jokevote: 5.33
Category: Fishing jokesWhy men like to fishing so much?
They
finally found something as smart as them to talk to.modify jokevote: 4.82
Category: Fishing jokesWhat do dirty fish read?
Prawno
Magazines!modify jokevote: 2.93
Category: Fishing jokesWhat fish only swims at night ?
A starfish
!modify jokevote: 6.60
Category: Fishing jokesTo whom do fish go to borrow money ?
The
loan shark !modify jokevote: 0.04
Category: Fishing jokesWhat fish make the best sandwich?
A peanut
butter and jellyfishmodify jokevote: 4.53
Category: Fishing jokesHow do the fish get to school ?
By octobus
!modify jokevote: 4.20
Category: Fishing jokesHow do you get around fast on the bottom of
the sea?
Skates!modify jokevote: 5.49
Category: Fishing jokesWhat fish is best to have in a boat?
A
Sailfish.modify jokevote: 1.09
Category: Fishing jokesWhat is a knight's favourite fish?
A
swordfish!modify jokevote: 6.65