Jokes
Category: Food jokesDo you feel like a glass of carrot juice?
Why? Do I look like one?modify jokevote: 9.97
Category: Food jokesSeveral women were discussing what they should
have for
dinner. "If you're watching your weight," came one
suggestion,
"those diet frozen dinners are good." The man then added: "But
get two.
They're small."modify jokevote: 3.22
Category: Food jokesQ:
What what can you make from baked beans
and onions?
A: Tear gas.modify jokevote: 8.71
Category: Food jokesWIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a
nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?"
HUSBAND: "No
thanks. I'm too tired. Let's just eat at home."modify jokevote: 0.12
Category: Food jokesWIFE: The 2 things I cook best
are meatloaf
and apple pie.
HUSBAND: Which is this?modify jokevote: 3.95
Category: Food jokesKnock Knock
Who's there !
Butter
!
Butter who ?
Butter wrap up - it's cold out here !modify jokevote: 6.55
Category: Food jokesKnock Knock
Who's there !
Beef !
Beef
who ?
Beef fair now !modify jokevote: 6.27
Category: Food jokesKnock Knock
Who's there !
Bean !
Bean
who ?
Bean working very hard today !modify jokevote: 4.94
Category: Food jokesKnock Knock
Who's there !
Bacon !
Bacon
who ?
Bacon a cake for your birthday !modify jokevote: 6.14
Category: Food jokesWhat do you get if you cross an alien and a
hot drink ?
Gravi-tea !modify jokevote: 8.58