Jokes
Category: Gorilla jokesQ. Why did the ape run around with a piece
of raw meat on his head?
A. He thought he was a gorilla.
(griller)!modify jokevote: 6.72
Category: Gorilla jokesQ: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A:
They have big fingers.modify jokevote: 1.57
Category: Gorilla jokesA gorilla was
walking through the jungle
when he came across a deer eating grass in a
clearing. The gorilla
roared, 'Who is the king of the jungle?'and the deer
replied,
'Oh, you are, Master.'
The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he
came across a zebra drinking at
a water hole. The gorilla roared,
'Who is the king of the jungle?'
and the zebra replied, 'Oh, you
are, Master.'
The gorilla walked off pleased. Then he came across
an elephant. 'Who
is the king of the jungle?' he roared.
With that, the elephant threw the gorilla across a tree and jumped on
him. The gorilla scraped himself up off the ground and said, 'Okay,
okay, there's no need to get mad just because you don't know the
answer.'modify jokevote: 0.38
Category: Gorilla jokesWhy do primates do so
well in show
biz?
Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!modify jokevote: 3.43
Category: Gorilla jokesWhy should you always refuse to lend an Ape
money?
It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!modify jokevote: 2.27
Category: Gorilla jokesWhy do waiters
like Gorillas better than
flies?
Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a
Gorilla in
my soup!'modify jokevote: 9.30
Category: Gorilla jokesWhy do the Gorillas
like Jimmy
Carter?
They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!modify jokevote: 8.08
Category: Gorilla jokesWhy do Apes
love to go to school in bad
neighbourhoods?
They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!modify jokevote: 7.03
Category: Gorilla jokesWhy do Apes like tall buildings?
They want
to climb the heights of the business world!modify jokevote: 2.37
Category: Gorilla jokesWhy do apes climb to the tops of
buildings?
The elevator men are on strike!modify jokevote: 4.94