Jokes
Category: Hair and bald jokesThere are three ways a
man wears his
hair - parted- unparted or departedmodify jokevote: 9.47
Category: Hair and bald jokesA guy walks in to the
Barbershop.
Barber says, "What will it be today?" Guy says, "well I
want it going
with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other,
and just
make it all out of shape and messed up." Barber says, "Now why
in
the world do you want your hair cut like that."
Guy says, "That's
how you cut it last time"modify jokevote: 4.86
Category: Hair and bald jokesA woman was cutting her husband's
thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack.
She ofered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious
qualities. "It has more vitamin C than an orange," she remarked.
"And more hair than Dad," added their son.modify jokevote: 1.61
Category: Hair and bald jokesQ: Why are brunettes so proud of their
hair?
A: It matches their mustaches.modify jokevote: 1.06
Category: Hair and bald jokesA guy admired the hair of three girls.
He walked by one
and asked, "How'd you get such lovely blonde hair"
Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl
answered, "It's natural."
The guy walked by the second girl
and asked, "How'd you get such
pretty brown hair?"
Fluffing her hair, the second girl said, "It's natural."
Finally the
guy approached the third girl and asked, "How'd you get
such cool
green hair?"
Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose,
then skimming it
through the hair, she said, "It's natural."modify jokevote: 7.89
Category: Hair and bald jokesWhat do you call a
proton with big
hair?
A 'froton.modify jokevote: 6.13
Category: Hair and bald jokesWhy do polo bears like bald men ?
Because they have a great, white, bear place !modify jokevote: 0.93
Category: Hair and bald jokesKnock Knock
Who's there !
Barber
!
Barber who ?
Barberd wire !modify jokevote: 9.50
Category: Hair and bald jokesWhat side of a monster has more hair
?
The outside !modify jokevote: 5.53
Category: Hair and bald jokesHow does a barber make phone calls?
He cuts them short.modify jokevote: 9.39