Jokes
Category: Hair and bald jokesIs that your face or are you
wearing
your hair back to front today?modify jokevote: 2.67
Category: Hair and bald jokesFred: Betty has lovely long red hair
all down her back.
Harry: Pity it's not on her head!modify jokevote: 2.29
Category: Hair and bald jokesTeacher: I see
you don't cut your
hair any longer.
Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.modify jokevote: 9.58
Category: Hair and bald jokesJanet came home from school and asked
her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer.
"No," said Mom. "It's glue."
"I thought so," said Janet.
"I
wondered why I couldn't get my hat off today."modify jokevote: 8.55
Category: Hair and bald jokesWhen can you dive in a swimming pool and
not
get your hair wet ?
When your bald !modify jokevote: 7.72
Category: Hair and bald jokesWhy did the bald man go outside ?
To
get some fresh hair !modify jokevote: 3.36
Category: Hair and bald jokesDoctor, Doctor my
hair keeps falling
out, can you give me anything to keep it in ?
Yes, here is a paper
bag !modify jokevote: 3.03
Category: Hair and bald jokesBarber: Were
you wearing a red scarf
when you came in? Customer: No.
Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have
cut your throat.modify jokevote: 7.26
Category: Hair and bald jokesMy barber is a specialist in road map
shaves.
How come?
When he's finished, your face is full of
short cuts.modify jokevote: 4.42
Category: Hair and bald jokesBarber: And how
old are you, little
man?
Fred: Eight.
Barber: And do you want a haircut?
Fred:
Well, I certainly didn't come in for a shave!modify jokevote: 1.62