Jokes
Category: Halloween jokesWhat kind of make up was the girl wearing on
Halloween?
Mash-scara!modify jokevote: 2.55
Category: Halloween jokesWhat do you call a bug that bothers dogs on
Halloween?
A trick-or-fleat!modify jokevote: 1.19
Category: Halloween jokesQ: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for
Halloween?
A: Dead.modify jokevote: 4.46
Category: Halloween jokesWho turns the lights off at halloween
?
The light's witch !modify jokevote: 7.04
Category: Halloween jokesAt 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental
hygienist realized that she wouldn't make it to the store in time
to
get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free
samples
from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out
dozens of
toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss. The next year,
although she had
bags of chips and popcorn, not one child came
knocking at her
door.modify jokevote: 0.26
Category: Halloween jokesWhat do rednecks do on
Halloween?
Pump-kin!modify jokevote: 1.42
Category: Halloween jokesWhat kind of protozoa likes
Halloween?
An amoeboo!modify jokevote: 5.61
Category: Halloween jokesWhy aren't burgers the
least bit scared
of Halloween?
They're used to people 'goblin' them!modify jokevote: 2.21
Category: Halloween jokesWhy is the air so clean and healthy on
Halloween?
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.modify jokevote: 1.82
Category: Halloween jokesHow do you get the most apples when bobbing
at Halloween
Wear a snorkel !modify jokevote: 5.62