Jokes
Category: History jokesWhat did King Arthur sleep with when he was
afraid of the dark?
A knight lightmodify jokevote: 0.25
Category: History jokesQ: Where does Napolean keep his armies?
A:
In his sleevies!modify jokevote: 7.54
Category: History jokesWhat did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies
quiet?
Egyptian dummies.modify jokevote: 5.83
Category: History jokesWhat do Alexander the
Great and Winnie the
Pooh have in common ?
They both have 'the' as their middle names
!modify jokevote: 3.87
Category: History jokesWhat does the 1286BC incribed on
the
mummy's tomb indicate ?
The registration of the car that ran him over
!modify jokevote: 7.83
Category: History jokesWhat did they do at the Boston Tea Party
?
I don't know, I wasn't invited !modify jokevote: 1.77
Category: History jokesWhen crossing the Delaware River why did
George Washington
stand up in the boat ?
He was afraid that if he sat
down that someone would give him an oar to
row !modify jokevote: 3.67
Category: History jokesAbraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he
had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.
Well he should have got
up earlier and caught the school bus like
everyone else !modify jokevote: 2.20
Category: History jokesDo you know the 20th President of the United
States ?
No, we were never introduced !modify jokevote: 9.11
Category: History jokesHow did you do in
your tests ?
I did
what George Washington did !
What was that ?
Went down in history
!modify jokevote: 1.12