Jokes
Category: Horse jokesWhy was the racehorse names Strawberry
Ice?
He was a sherbet!modify jokevote: 6.60
Category: Horse jokesWhy was the racehorse named Bad News?
Because
bad news travels fast!modify jokevote: 7.79
Category: Horse jokesWhy was the man sued by his
horse?
For
palomino-money!modify jokevote: 4.12
Category: Horse jokesWhy was the horseman fired from his job of
saddle testing?
He was always standing up on the job!modify jokevote: 4.28
Category: Horse jokesWhy was the horse all charged up?
It ate some
haywire!modify jokevote: 5.75
Category: Horse jokesA man has a racehorse, never won a
race. Man
in disgust says," Horse, you win today or you pull a milk
wagon
tomorrow morning." The starting gate opens, the horses take-off,
they
move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He
kicks the horse and asks, "WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING. The horse, half
asleep says, "I have to get up at three in the morning."modify jokevote: 2.72
Category: Horse jokesWhy did the bareback performer ride his horse?
Because it got too heavy to carry.modify jokevote: 2.41
Category: Horse jokesA mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and
asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean
a
pair of spurs, sir?" "No, just one," replied the horseman. "If I
can
get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to
come with
it!"modify jokevote: 6.43
Category: Horse jokesWhat is the slowest racehorse in the world ?
A clotheshorse !modify jokevote: 9.92
Category: Horse jokesWhat kind of horse can swim underwater
without coming up for air ?
A seahorse !modify jokevote: 7.73