Jokes
Category: Humor jokesMad men are given a test to prove they are
getting
normal their teacher draws a door on the wall and orders them to
go
out.
They tart fighting but one remains sitting and the
teacher goes to him
and asks why he didn't join others and he says
"let them fight they
forgot I have the keys"modify jokevote: 5.11
Category: Humor jokesWhich painter always had a very bad cold?
Vincent Van Coughmodify jokevote: 9.14
Category: Humor jokesQ. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A.
He didn't have the guts toomodify jokevote: 6.87
Category: Humor jokesQ: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To
wrap itself in
toilet paper!modify jokevote: 5.08
Category: Humor jokesQ: Why don't you wear snow boots? A: Because
they'll
melt.modify jokevote: 9.50
Category: Humor jokesWhere did the fortune-teller go on her
vacation?
To Palm Beach.modify jokevote: 4.15
Category: Humor jokesWhat did one rock pool say to the other rock
pool? Show me your mussels.modify jokevote: 0.43
Category: Humor jokesWhy did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because
she was a knockout!modify jokevote: 9.31
Category: Humor jokesWhat do you call a tube with a degree? A
graduated cylinder.modify jokevote: 8.72
Category: Humor jokesQ: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I
"NEED"
you!modify jokevote: 8.10