Jokes
Category: Insect jokesOne ant was running across an unopened box of
crackers and urging another to speed up. "But why do we have to
hurry?"
said one. "Can you read, you nut! It says, Tear along the
dotted
line'".modify jokevote: 3.88
Category: Insect jokesHow do fireflies lose weight?
They burn
calories.modify jokevote: 4.06
Category: Insect jokesQ: What did the Pink Panther say when he
stepped on an ant?
A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant, Dead Ant ..
Dead Ant"
(to the tune of Pink Panther theme).modify jokevote: 2.15
Category: Insect jokesHow can you make a moth ball ?
Hit it with
a fly swatter.modify jokevote: 2.23
Category: Insect jokesA mother moth was telling her baby moth off
saying, "If you don't eat all your cotton, you won't get any
satin."modify jokevote: 3.00
Category: Insect jokesTwo mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw
a
drunken man.
One said to the other, "You bite him ? I'm
driving."modify jokevote: 7.58
Category: Insect jokesWhat did one mosquito say to
another when
they came out of the cinema?
Fancy a bite?modify jokevote: 4.98
Category: Insect jokesWhy are mosquitoes annoying?
Because they
get under your skin.modify jokevote: 2.44
Category: Insect jokesWhy is it best to be bitten quickly by one
mosquito?
Because an itch in time saves nine.modify jokevote: 2.41
Category: Insect jokesWhat do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?
A bite-time story.modify jokevote: 9.86