Jokes
Category: King Kong jokesWhat did the big ape say when he dialed
incorrectly?
"Oops! King Kong ring wrong."modify jokevote: 9.30
Category: King Kong jokesIf King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping
pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ?
A lid !modify jokevote: 8.53
Category: King Kong jokesWhat is big hairy and can fly ?
King
Kongcorde !modify jokevote: 1.13
Category: King Kong jokesIf you crossed King Kong and a bell, what
would you have?
A ding-dong King Kong.modify jokevote: 9.03
Category: King Kong jokesWhat did King Kong say when he saw the
Statue of
Liberty?
"Are you my mother?"modify jokevote: 8.02
Category: King Kong jokesWhat do you get if
you cross King Kong
with a budgie?
A messy cage.modify jokevote: 3.69
Category: King Kong jokesHow do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside
down and make a noise like a banana.modify jokevote: 3.47
Category: King Kong jokesWhy is King Kong big and hairy?
So you
can tell him apart from a gooseberry.modify jokevote: 7.89
Category: King Kong jokesWhat do you get if King Kong falls down a
mine shaft?
A flat miner.modify jokevote: 2.01
Category: King Kong jokesWhat do you get if King Kong sits on your
piano?
A flat note.modify jokevote: 0.71