Jokes
Category: King Kong jokesWhat's brown and furry on the inside and
clear on the
outside?
King Kong in clingfilmmodify jokevote: 5.37
Category: King Kong jokesWho is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in
the world?
King Pong.modify jokevote: 9.76
Category: King Kong jokesWhat do you get if you cross King Kong with
a
watchdog?
A terrified postman.modify jokevote: 4.50
Category: King Kong jokesWhat is as big as King Kong but doesn't
weigh anything?
King Kong's shadow.modify jokevote: 4.24
Category: King Kong jokesIf King Kong went to Hong Kong to play
ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.modify jokevote: 8.90
Category: King Kong jokesHow can you mend King Kong's arm if he's
twisted it?
With a monkey wrench.modify jokevote: 0.09
Category: King Kong jokesWhat's big and hairy and climbs up the
Empire State Building in a dress?
Queen Kong.modify jokevote: 0.52
Category: King Kong jokesWhat do you get if you cross King Kong with
a giant frog?
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building
and catches
aeroplanes with its tongue.modify jokevote: 7.30
Category: King Kong jokesWhat happened when King Kong swallowed Big
Ben?
He found time-consuming.modify jokevote: 7.01
Category: King Kong jokesWhat do you do if King Kong sits in
front
of you at the cinema?
Miss most of the film!modify jokevote: 5.92