Jokes
Category: Men jokesMen don't
get lost; they discover alternative
destinations.modify jokevote: 6.01
Category: Men jokesAnytime you see a young man open a car door for
his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.modify jokevote: 3.82
Category: Men jokesQ: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly
and
poor woman?
A: Desperate!modify jokevote: 1.04
Category: Men jokesThis man says to his friend," I stopped
driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold
the wheel."modify jokevote: 7.12
Category: Men jokesA neighbor of
mine was bit by a stray rabid
dog. I went to see how he was and found him
writing furiously. I told
him rabies could be cured and he didn't have
to worry about a
will. He said, "Will, what will? I'm making a list
of people I'm
gonna bite."modify jokevote: 4.86
Category: Men jokesBrian was dating
Lorraine and they were very
close. While they were dating he met another
woman named Clearly and
wanted to start dating her but felt that he should
be faithful to
Lorraine. So he continued to date Lorraine. One day
Brian took
Lorraine on a walk in the woods by the river. As they were
walking near
the river Lorraine fell in and was washed away. Brian softly
sang,
"I can see Clearly now, Lorraine has gone..."modify jokevote: 9.05
Category: Men jokesQ: How many Real Men does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.modify jokevote: 6.81
Category: Men jokesQ: Men will brag that
there are women waiting
by the phone at this very moment for their call.
Who are these
women?
A: Women working at 900 numbers.modify jokevote: 8.34
Category: Men jokesWhat is the difference between men and
pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.modify jokevote: 1.63
Category: Men jokesQuestion: If a man speaks in the
forest and
there is no woman around to hear him, is he still
wrong?modify jokevote: 9.93