Jokes
Category: Mental health jokesWhy is a psychiatrist like a
squirrel?
Because they are both surrounded by nuts.modify jokevote: 3.59
Category: Mental health jokesWhat do you know when you see three
rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?
You
know you need a psychiatrist!modify jokevote: 4.70
Category: Mental health jokesDoctor ! Doctor ! I think I'm
going
crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear.
Amazing ! so you have.
How could that have happened ?
I can't understand it either,
because I planted cabbage !modify jokevote: 3.31
Category: Mental health jokesA woman entered a psychiatrist's
consulting room
leadind a kangaroo."I'm worried about my husband,
doctor, " she said.
"He keeps thinking he's a kangaroo! "modify jokevote: 7.28
Category: Mental health jokesDid you hear about
the auto mechanic
who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying
under the
couch?modify jokevote: 7.70
Category: Mental health jokesPatient: Why did you
charge me a
group rate?
Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.modify jokevote: 0.41
Category: Mental health jokesFred: "Why are you so upset?"
Harry:
"My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning."
Fred: "So
what?"
Harry: "So she said to him, 'Doctor, this is my husband.
You know,
one of the men I've been telling you about'."modify jokevote: 8.11
Category: Mental health jokes"The trouble is," said the entertainer
to
the psychiatrist, "that I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't
tell
jokes, I can't act, I can't play an instrument or juggle or
do magic
tricks or do anything!"
"Then why don't you give up
show business?"
"I can't - I'm a star!"modify jokevote: 3.39
Category: Mental health jokesWhat
happens if you tell a
psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?
He charges you double.modify jokevote: 6.28
Category: Mental health jokesPsychiatrist: Well, what's
your
problem?
Patient: I prefer brown shoes to black
shoes.
Psychiatrist: There's nothing wrong with that. Lots of people prefer
brown
shoes to black shoes. I do myself.
Patient: Really? How do your like
yours - fried or boiled?modify jokevote: 2.67