Jokes
Category: Money jokesQ:Why did the man put
his money in the
freezer?
A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')modify jokevote: 4.94
Category: Money jokesAfter years of scrimping and saving, a husband
told
his wife the good news:
"Honey, we've finally got enough
money to buy what we started saving
for in 1979."
"You mean a
brand-new Cadillac?" she asked eagerly.
"No," said the husband, "a
1979 Cadillac."modify jokevote: 0.28
Category: Money jokesDid you hear about the Wall Street investment
banker who won $10 million in the lottery?
He's so happy that
he's giving some serious thought to paying back
his student loan.modify jokevote: 5.47
Category: Money jokesQ: What do you call
counterfeited German
currency?
A: Question marks.modify jokevote: 9.03
Category: Money jokesWhy was the struggling
mange seen shaking
the club cat ?
To see if there was any more money in the kitty !modify jokevote: 9.90
Category: Money jokesMother:
Why did you just swallow the money I
gave you ?
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !modify jokevote: 6.82
Category: Money jokesA couple was having a
discussion about
family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it
weren't for my
money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied,
"My dear, if
it weren't for your money I wouldn't be here."modify jokevote: 4.74
Category: Money jokesA guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and
asked what was wrong.
"Ohhh, it's my girlfriend."
"What's the
problem?"
"When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked
me how much
I was willing to spend on her education."modify jokevote: 8.96
Category: Money jokesWhat did the pay
phone say when the quarter
got stuck inside it?
Money's tight these days!modify jokevote: 0.03
Category: Money jokesHow do thunderstorms invest their
money?
-In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assetsmodify jokevote: 3.73