Jokes
Category: Mouse jokesDo you know what a mice said when it saw a
bat?
Mom ! I see an angel.modify jokevote: 9.11
Category: Mouse jokesWhat's a mouse's favourite record ?
Please
cheese me !modify jokevote: 4.63
Category: Mouse jokesWhat do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet
of
washing up powder ?
Bubble and squeak !modify jokevote: 8.01
Category: Mouse jokesWhat goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ?
Mouse
code !modify jokevote: 1.82
Category: Mouse jokesWhy did the mouse eat a candle ?
For some
light refreshment!modify jokevote: 3.69
Category: Mouse jokesWhat is a mouse's favourite game ?
Hide and
squeak !modify jokevote: 5.55
Category: Mouse jokesHow do mice celebrate when they move home ?
With a mouse warming party !modify jokevote: 1.36
Category: Mouse jokesWhat's gray and furry on
the inside and
white on the outside ?
A mouse sandwich !modify jokevote: 0.41
Category: Mouse jokesHickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up the
clock
The clock struck one
But the rest got away with minor
injuriesmodify jokevote: 6.90
Category: Mouse jokesWhat's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?
Getting it to fit over a bucket !modify jokevote: 8.03