Jokes
Category: Music jokesQ.How is a heart like a musician?
A.They both
have a beat :)modify jokevote: 6.86
Category: Music jokesHow do you
make a bandstand?
Take away
their chairsmodify jokevote: 2.74
Category: Music jokesAn eight-year-old kid says
t his dad, "When
I grow up, I want to be a musician."
The dad says, "I am sorry --
can't have it both ways."modify jokevote: 8.93
Category: Music jokesA saxophone is like a lawsuit.
Everyone is
happy when the case is closed.modify jokevote: 7.32
Category: Music jokesHey buddy.
How late does the band
play?
About half a beat behind the drummer.modify jokevote: 9.22
Category: Music jokesDid you hear about the classical pianist who was
not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a
sign
on her door that said: "Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"modify jokevote: 2.93
Category: Music jokes1st
man: "My neighbors were screaming and
yelling at three o'clock this
morning!"
2nd man: "Did they wake
you?"
1st man: "Nah....I was up playing my bagpipes."modify jokevote: 5.14
Category: Music jokesA down and out musician was playing his
harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman
asked, "May I please see your permit?" I don't have one,"
confessed
the musician. "In that case, you'll have to accompany
me."
"Splendid!" exclaimed the musician. "What shall we sing?"modify jokevote: 7.59
Category: Music jokesOne day the bass player hid one of the
drummer's sticks.
The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for
so long,
now I am a conductor!"modify jokevote: 7.61
Category: Music jokesQ: Why did the boy bring a ladder to
chorus?
A: He wanted to sing higher!modify jokevote: 0.17