Jokes
Original jokeA man was driving down a quiet country lane when
out
into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared
under
the car. A cloud of feathers.
Shaken, the man pulled over at
the farmhouse, rang the door bell. A
farmer appeared. The man,
somewhat nervously said, "I think I killed your
rooster, please allow me
to replace him."
"Suit yourself," the farmer replied, "you can
go join the other
chickens that are around the back."
Modified jokea máñ wá Ðřiviñg Ðôwñ á qûiëť čôûñťřÝ Ľáñë whëñ
ôûť
iñťô ťhë řôáÐ ťřáÝëÐ á řôôťëř. wháčk! thë řôôťëř ÐiáppëářëÐ
ûñÐëř
ťhë čář. a čĽôûÐ ôf fëáťhëř.
shákëñ, ťhë máñ pûĽĽëÐ ôvëř áť
ťhë fářmhôûë, řáñg ťhë Ðôôř ß뼼. a
fářmëř áppëářëÐ. thë máñ,
ômëwháť ñëřvôûĽÝ áiÐ, "i ťhiñk i kiĽĽëÐ Ýôûř
řôôťëř, pĽëáë Ἴôw më
ťô řëpĽáčë him."
"sûiť ÝôûřëĽf," ťhë fářmëř řëpĽiëÐ, "Ýôû čáñ
gô jôiñ ťhë ôťhëř
čhičkëñ ťháť ářë ářôûñÐ ťhë ßáčk."