Jokes
Original jokeA man was driving down a quiet country lane when
out
into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared
under
the car. A cloud of feathers.
Shaken, the man pulled over at
the farmhouse, rang the door bell. A
farmer appeared. The man,
somewhat nervously said, "I think I killed your
rooster, please allow me
to replace him."
"Suit yourself," the farmer replied, "you can
go join the other
chickens that are around the back."
Modified jokea máñ wáš Ðřiviñg Ðôwñ á qûiëť čôûñťřÝ Ľáñë whëñ
ôûť
iñťô ťhë řôáÐ šťřáÝëÐ á řôôšťëř. wháčk! thë řôôšťëř ÐišáppëářëÐ
ûñÐëř
ťhë čář. a čĽôûÐ ôf fëáťhëřš.
shákëñ, ťhë máñ pûĽĽëÐ ôvëř áť
ťhë fářmhôûšë, řáñg ťhë Ðôôř ß뼼. a
fářmëř áppëářëÐ. thë máñ,
šômëwháť ñëřvôûšĽÝ šáiÐ, "i ťhiñk i kiĽĽëÐ Ýôûř
řôôšťëř, pĽëášë Ἴôw më
ťô řëpĽáčë him."
"sûiť ÝôûřšëĽf," ťhë fářmëř řëpĽiëÐ, "Ýôû čáñ
gô jôiñ ťhë ôťhëř
čhičkëñš ťháť ářë ářôûñÐ ťhë ßáčk."