Jokes
Original jokeFRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came
face to face with a very fierce gorilla?
BERT: No, what
happened?
FRED: Well, I stood there, without a gun . . . The gorilla
looked at me
and snarled and roared and beat his chest. Then it came
closer and
closer . . .
BERT: What did you do?
FRED:
Oh, I'd had enough, so I moved on to the next cage.
Modified jokefred: diÐ i ëvëř ťëĽĽ Ýôû áßôûť ťhë ťimë i čámë
fáčë ťô fáčë wiťh á vëřÝ fiëřčë gôřiĽĽá?
bert: nô, wháť
háppëñëÐ?
fred: w뼼, i šťôôÐ ťhëřë, wiťhôûť á gûñ . . . thë gôřiĽĽá
ĽôôkëÐ áť më
áñÐ šñářĽëÐ áñÐ řôářëÐ áñÐ ßëáť hiš čhëšť. thëñ iť čámë
čĽôšëř áñÐ
čĽôšëř . . .
bert: wháť ÐiÐ Ýôû Ðô?
fred:
oh, i'Ð háÐ ëñôûgh, šô i môvëÐ ôñ ťô ťhë ñëxť čágë.