Jokes
Category: Zoo jokesThere was this truck driver who had to
deliver
500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck
through
the desert, his truck breaks down. After about 3 hours, he waves
another truck down and offers the driver $500 to take these penguins to
the state zoo for him.
The next day the original truck driver
arrives in town and sees the new
truck driver crossing the road
with 500 penguins walking in single file
behind him.
The
original truck driver jumps out of his truck and asks, "What's
going on?
I gave you $500 to take these penguins to the zoo!"
The new
truck driver responds, "I did take them to the zoo. And I had
enough
money left over so now we're going to see a movie."modify jokevote: 5.36
Category: Zoo jokesFred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his
pal asked him how he
had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied,
"it was a total con! I saw
a sign that said To The Monkeys, so I
followed it and saw the monkeys.
Then I saw another sign that said To
The Bears, so I followed that and
saw the bears. But when I followed
a sign that said To the Exit, I
found myself out on the street."modify jokevote: 4.96
Category: Zoo jokesFred's class was taken to the Natural History
Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" asked her mother when
she
got home.
"Oh, yes," replied Fred. "But it was funny going to
a dead
zoo."modify jokevote: 6.47
Category: Yo momma jokesYo mama is so fat that she needs a book
mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!modify jokevote: 9.13
Category: Yo momma jokesyo
mama's teeth so yellow that when she
smiles everyone sings, "i got
sunshine on a cloudy day".....modify jokevote: 6.41
Category: Yo momma jokesyo
mama's teeth are so yellow that when
she smiles traffic slows down.modify jokevote: 7.63
Category: Yo momma jokesyo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to
watch 60 seconds.modify jokevote: 0.60
Category: Yo momma jokesYo Mama so fat she gives herself group
hugs!modify jokevote: 8.44
Category: Zoo jokesCome on, Fred,
I'll take you to the zoo. If
the zoo wants me, let them come and get
me!modify jokevote: 7.21
Category: Zoo jokesSome vampires went to see Dracula. They
said,
"Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?"
"Yes,"
replied Dracula, "have lots of giraffes."modify jokevote: 5.87